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Top Seven Art Basel 2009 (Mostly) Free Food & Drink Events

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Top Seven Art Basel 2009 (Mostly) Free Food & Drink Events By Jacob Katel

in Because It’s Free, Best, Cheap EatsWed., Nov. 25 2009 @ 8:29AM Jacob Katel

The art of food, and eating it, in Miami. ​The first week of December in Miami is a time for art, food and music, and if you’re smart, or local, getting all three for free. Here’s our guide to the top seven food and drink events for Art Basel (December 1 - 6), but don’t forget there’s a whole lot more going on all over the city and the beach. Click here for our official Art Basel Week events guide.

7. Art Whino Goes Urbanite at The Urbanite Bistro - The food’s not free for his one, but they’re knocking down the prices and it’s right in an axis of action. Dec 3 - 6, 2009 Washington DC based gallery partners with local restaurant to present 4 days of art shows, live music, and gourmet food. 62 NE 14th St Miami, FL 305-374-0662

6. LoweDown Happy Hour at Lowe Art Museum - Lecture, desserts, wine, bubbly, and liquor in Coral Gables. Hungry college students, you know what to do. Dec 03, 2009 5:00 pm An artist lecture presented by Ricky Bernstein will be at 6 pm. Enjoy holiday desserts with beverages by Barefoot Wine and Bubbly and PAMA Spirits. 1301 Stanford Dr Miami, FL 305-284-3535

5. Caribbean Fest Breakfasts at Diaspora Vibe Gallery - featuring curators, writers, journalists, and featured artists. Dec 5 - 7, 2009. 9 a.m. - 11 a.m. Breakfast session each morning with artists, coffee, and pastries. 3938 N Miami Ave 2nd Level Miami, FL 305-573-4046

4. Svedka Vodka Sessions at Delano Hotel - Click Here to RSVP, required. Dec 04, 2009 A special poolside performance by Kid Sister. 1685 Collins Ave Miami Beach, FL 305-672-2000

3. Breakfast In The Park at Frost Art Museum Dec 06, 2009 9:30 am An informal talk by Michele Oka Doner, outdoor breakfast, and guided tours of the sculpture park at FIU. 10975 SW 17th St (FIU - University Park Campus) Miami, FL 305-348-2890

2. Matta: A Retrospective at Gary Nader Fine Arts - Not officially a food & drink event, but let’s just say Gary Nader knows how to throw a party. Dec 04, 2009 A selection of works from 1938 through the 90’s by the Chilean Master. 62 NE 27th St Miami, FL 305-576-0256

1. Breakfast at the Bakehouse at Bakehouse Art Complex - 23 years in Wynwood and counting, it’s official. Dec 3 - 6, 2009 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. Enjoy coffee and breakfast while touring the BAC’s 33,000 square foot facility, and two exhibition galleries. Speak directly with 65 resident artists. 561 NW 32nd St Miami, FL 305-576-2828

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November 29, 2009
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photo I confess that I follow some Tumblrs just because I love to hate on them.

I confess that I follow some Tumblrs just because I love to hate on them.

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November 27, 2009
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November 27, 2009
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Thanksgiving is so typical of Americans. We celebrate the ONE nice moment we ever had with the indians. We’re like a date rapist saying, “Let’s focus on the nice dinner we had earlier in the evening.
— my friend’s facebook comment. Ha.

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November 26, 2009
photo I am thankful for Wayne Brady and the Price is Right Let’s Make a Deal.

I am thankful for Wayne Brady and the Price is Right Let’s Make a Deal.

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November 26, 2009
photo Hope your Thanksgiving dinner isn’t anything like the Mitchell’s, Tumblrs.

Hope your Thanksgiving dinner isn’t anything like the Mitchell’s, Tumblrs.

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November 25, 2009
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November 25, 2009
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BONUS POINTS: WHERE IS MY ICON FROM?

(via ghost-train)

What is Legend of Zelda, Ocarina of Time, you’re looking at the hyrule castle, you have no shield, so its probably early in the game. You’re probably about to see the cutscene where Ganon is running away on horseback. with Zelda.

(knowing stuff like this is probably why I’m single)

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November 24, 2009
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photo Thank you, Dexter, for taking care of my two kids, for putting up with and dealing with my druggy ex-husband, for paying all the bills, buying all the cars, purchasing everything, working while I stay at home, supporting both our new house and your apartment, solving my problems, fathering two kids that aren’t yours and paying for all that marriage counseling that I forced you to go to. Oh, and for that breadmaker too.

Thank you, Dexter, for taking care of my two kids, for putting up with and dealing with my druggy ex-husband, for paying all the bills, buying all the cars, purchasing everything, working while I stay at home, supporting both our new house and your apartment, solving my problems, fathering two kids that aren’t yours and paying for all that marriage counseling that I forced you to go to. Oh, and for that breadmaker too.

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November 24, 2009
photo Jerry: So then..Oh are you going to do the Blackberry head down thing on me now? Wh-what is it with the Blackberry people? Can I just pick up a magazine, hold it in front of your face and read it while your talking? Is that okay too?
Elaine: Wait..wh-what magazine?

Jerry: So then..Oh are you going to do the Blackberry head down thing on me now? Wh-what is it with the Blackberry people? Can I just pick up a magazine, hold it in front of your face and read it while your talking? Is that okay too?

Elaine: Wait..wh-what magazine?

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November 24, 2009