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January 2009
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“Those holding the Sirius Star and the MV Faina I’m aboard now, we are the same group. And we know the risk of spilling the oil shipment. But when evil is the only solution, you do evil. That is why we are doing piracy. I know it is evil, but it is a solution.”
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Shamun Indhabur, a Somali Pirate
(via zalpz)
These pirates are so articulate. I’m putting it through the pirate speak translator found here http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl
Those holdin’ th’ Sirius Star an’ th’ MV Faina I’m aboard now, we be th’ same squadron. An’ we know th’ risk o’ spillin’ th’ oil shipment. But when evil be th’ only solution, ye do evil. That be why we be doin’ sweet trade. I know ‘tis evil, but ‘tis a solution.
The Naive Youth of Gotham
A high school boy was robbing a feeble old woman today. I threw the boy into some garbage bags, returned the purse to the old woman, and lifted the boy back onto his feet in order to arrest him and uphold justice.
While walking him to the police station, I guess he figures now is a good time to attempt a conversation with me. This was the first (and only) question he blurted out.
“I heard you became the Batman ‘cause your parents got murdered by a horde of bats. Is that true?”
I grabbed his arm and stopped walking. Bats? Bats fucking killed my parents? Oh yeah, my parents and I were taking a leisurely stroll through the deepest of caves, walking past all the signs begging us to turn around- “DANGER: KILLER BATS AHEAD”- and just yelled as loud as we could (as a family, because this was of course a bonding experience first and foremost). Those bats got so pissed, they just swooped right down and knicked all the major arteries of my parents, and I slowly watched in terror as my parents came crawling towards me on their hands and knees, my father pulling at my legs, until I bent down enough for him to whisper his last words into my ear…”This was a bad idea, huh?” And with one last heave, he collapsed at my feet, and I was forced to walk the three miles back out of the cave alone.
My parents were shot at point blank range by a robber. I kicked that teenager in between his legs and left him there.
Your Personal Year In Review →
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* What was the best thing that happened to me this year?
Quiting my job. It allowed me to go on a cruise, have fun, make new friends, make out with a cute chick and overall come back very satisfied and a stupid grin on my face. Honorable mention goes to the night of my birthday celebration :D The guys know what I’m talking about.
* What did I do this year that I’m really proud of?
Graduate from college.
* Who did I really help?
No one. I had to focus on myself, really. This year was a self examination. A reinvention of myself. Letting go of the old wallflower attitude and really coming out. Not about being yourself but about being your best self. The Keyboard jockey has died.
* Who do I need to thank and acknowledge for having been there for me?
Anyone that interacted with me this year in some part or another. This goes out to you.
* What are the top three lessons I learned?
1) Listen to your gut. Don’t stick around if you know you deserve better.
2) How to pickup a girl. ( I had never learned how to.)
3) Talk to everyone in the room. Be friendly even to the little guy.
* What increased my happiness and joy this year?
My abundance of new friends, going out, the sucess I had with the opposite sex.
* What’s something I got through that was really tough?
My breakup with my ex. Learning to let go and realizing reluctantly that she was definetly not good for me.
* What did I avoid that I must pay more attention to in 2009?
Not making the same mistakes twice, and again listen to the gut instinct.
* What character trait did I develop most this year?
Confidence
* What new people did I meet that are now in my life?
Staci, Alex A, Gina, Melissa, I met a ton but these are the people I talk to alot now.
The Smoking Gun's Mug Shots Of The Year →
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my favorite is the Silver Surfer.
