January 2009
90 posts
To tuck or not to tuck? →
Yahoo Answers is amazing….
December 2008
38 posts
“Those holding the Sirius Star and the MV Faina I’m aboard now, we are the same...”
– Shamun Indhabur, a Somali Pirate (via zalpz)
These pirates are so articulate. I’m putting it through the pirate speak translator found here http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl
Those holdin’ th’ Sirius Star an’ th’ MV Faina I’m aboard now, we be th’ same...
ohryan:
Live your life.
Ay ay ay ay.. Intead of chasing that paper…
The Naive Youth of Gotham
lifeofbatman:
A high school boy was robbing a feeble old woman today. I threw the boy into some garbage bags, returned the purse to the old woman, and lifted the boy back onto his feet in order to arrest him and uphold justice.
While walking him to the police station, I guess he figures now is a good time to attempt a conversation with me. This was the first (and only) question he blurted out.
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Your Personal Year In Review →
* What was the best thing that happened to me this year?
Quiting my job. It allowed me to go on a cruise, have fun, make new friends, make out with a cute chick and overall come back very satisfied and a stupid grin on my face. Honorable mention goes to the night of my birthday celebration :D The guys know what I’m talking about.
* What did I do this year that I’m really proud of?
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The Smoking Gun's Mug Shots Of The Year →
my favorite is the Silver Surfer.
NYC's unveils new taxes. If its fun, It's taxed. →
I am being followed...
holymoly:
zalpz:
productivitydecreaser:
Don’t feel self-important, I follow a lot of people (but not you anymore, weirdo.) I didn’t realize anybody thought Tumblr’s were especially personal. Do you seriously think I spend any time thinking about who you are or aren’t dating?
Am I supposed to care about shit like that on Tumblr?
savvymac:
by friends of my ex. My ex stopped months ago, so I...
Why you have impressed me.
…and why I will now consider dating you. Congratulations you found the express lane and passed the other girls I’m talking to. You flew under the radar, and completely caught me by surprise.
You made yourself available. Finally no more awkward bullshit. No lame excuse like “I have to go iron my bed”.
Having just met me two nights ago you were nice and sweet and tagged...
Songs about Jane
furrowedbrow:
still totally possible to jam to. takes me back every time, but not in a bad way
This is my favorite album ever
xoxosweetheart:
Wow an F-18 just crashed about 2 miles from me! Crazy.
Just saw some footage here in the local news of Miami, looks dangerous
TUMBLRS POST YOUR AIM SCREENNAMES
xoxosweetheart:
markyb:
imkevin:
thephenthouse:
tephie:
amandoline:
allthiscanbeyours:
sufjanssteven:
eveholt:
lhh:
thelosspeaks:
beverlyhasablog:
sparo:
sgparo
beverlyislike
thelosstrikesbak
larryzuchini
shuteyedgenius
Sufjanssteven
bangbangstab
p.s. let me add that I only went on AIM for the first time in 3 years to talk to carlovely, but I guess I’ll start using...
Once upon a time, there was this guy…who was walking down the street…and there was a beautiful girl that was walking down the street towards him. And when they saw each other, they stopped…and deciding to start talking. It was a totally natural and spontaneous thing and it wasn’t something that these people usually do. It just happened. And these people just connected...